Generic Greeting

So you’re back at Varsity and you are seeing friends that you haven’t spoken to in ages, its great!
You’re floating on a high, strutting across Plaza like it nobodies business(it probably isn’t… Also, stop strutting, it looks weird) when suddenly you get blindsided by and “acquaintance”! Oh no! What will you talk about? Panic!
But never fear because I am here with this handy bit of small talk to get you through even the toughest of awkward encounters:

Random Person: Hey Richard! How are you? (How do they always remember my name?!)
Me(or you): Hey [Insert name, or if name is in doubt, "dude" or "you"], great thanks and yourself?
Random Person: I’m just aaaamazing, had such and amazing holiday, I went to [amazing sounding place that you can't even dream of going to] with [person you've never met], was so much fun and we where practically [drunk, high or suntanning depending on the person] the whole time! How was yours?

This is generally where things get a bit awkward, but don’t worry, I’ve got your back.

Me: Thats great, I’ve always wanted to goto [place]. I didn’t do much, just [boring in comparison thing that you did].

Random Person: That’s a pity, you should have come to [place] (wtf, I barely even know you!)

Now this is probably where the conversation would taper off to an awkward silence with one of you making a lame excuse to move off, but hold in there a little longer! Its time to drop the small talk bombshell!

Me: Maybe next time (insert laughter here). So, did you goto any World Cup games?

Now you can just smile and nod while they list all 20 games that they went to, while you think about more important things like whether you remembered to put underwear on this morning in your sleepy daze.

Finally when you want to extricate yourself:

Me: Listen [person] I’ve goto run, my lecture is starting soon (points at watch), was great chatting to you!

Random Person: OMG ya! I really want to speak to you soon because your smalltalk skills are so amazing (they may not actually say this, but yo can bet they are thinking it!)

So there we go folks, stick to this script and you’l be able to cruise past every shallow greeting leaving only a wake of awesomeness behind you!

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Night Shoot

Since I bought my shinny new Camera about a month ago, I have been absolutely itching to find myself a tripod and do some night shots. Then a good friend of mine, Chris Thomas took this amazing photo of Soccer City the night before the game:

The day before the World Cup Final, Soccer City in all is glory.

I just know I had to get out at night and have a bash at it. Sadly tripods are rather expensive if you want one that is even halfway decent, so alas I was stuck!

But as usual Cape Town came to the rescue! I twisted a friend who had a tripods arm to come out with me, on what turned out to be a freezing cold CT night, and we drove up to the top of signal hill and took a couple of long exposure pics as well as played around a bit with alternate lighting! Here are the results.

Green Point Stadium

The Cape Town stadium, not exactly in all its glory, definitely gonna go back to take a pic on a game night!

The loading dock, closed up and quiet for the night.

Highway Movement

City Biking

A long exposure pic with a friend firing the flash on her camera to light up the bike.

The last one in that set is most definitely my favorite! I love the fact that you can’t even see Jo standing right in front of the camera with her camera to help light up the bike!

From Signal Hill we also got a bit of a peak at the new Big Wheel down by the waterfront, so we decided to extend our trip a little and head past there, what a great idea! Something with that many lights on it can only look cool in a night time photo!

The movement of the light really makes this picture

So I have to say that was a rather constructive evening considering Varsity hasn’t even started yet!

P.S. Remember folks you can see larger images just by clicking on the little baby ones!

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My week in Kruger

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so without further a du I give you my longest post ever! All 8000 or so words of it!

Woah, a tree! In black and white? How arty!

Why helloooo there my Giraffe

Run little leopard run! (it is really small though, yet not a baby/cub, weird!)

This is one of those 1000 words pictures... (hint, click on it to see the full size pic)

Them stripped horses are mighty pretty!

Remember children, when your being charged my an angry elephant, make sure you take a picture before driving off!

This lioness is so close I can practically touch i.... Aaaargh my arm!!

Zazu decided to come say hi!

So trip to Kruger = Great

Drinking before 8 in the morning = Awesome

Driving down no entry roads and getting lost (refer to last point) = Superb

Having EVERY single member of the big five cross the road right in front of the car = Priceless!

See you all in CT tomorrow!

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Holiday

Hey Guys, there won’t be any post for a couple of days, in at the beach bitches! (sorry that was rude) and then after that I’m off to Kruger for about a week, so let’s say I’ll be back around the 17th? Awesome! It’s a date then, what? You like sushi! Even better! See you all then!

P.S. There will be LOTS of photos for you guys to enjoy when I get back so hold onto your pants!

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Comments

“Ah! Comments, Richard must be planning on blogging his witty view on some popular piece of news”
Fraid not folks! That would involve both though, a knowledge of any news that is not World Cup related and me actually being witty.

Instead I will be writing about comments, they things that go on the end of blog posts and make bloggers feel very happy and wanted… They are the life affirming, ego stroking, motivation boosting lifeblood of any blogger. When you haven’t posted anything for over a week because, well you just don’t have anything interesting to say, comments are the motivation that gets you to trawl the web for the latest lolcats with which you can entertain your readers. When everyone else is reacting in panic to strikers attacking you in your dinning hall, comments are the suit of armour that gives you the courage to not flee in panic, but stand your ground, whip out your iPhone and take photos.

So people of z interwebz (see what I did there? seeing as z Germanz just gave z English a huge clap!) be kind to your favorite friendly bloggers, comment on their work, it will only take a couple of seconds and it makes a world of difference to the blogger!

And if the blogger doesn’t respond, don’t bother commenting again, they don’t deserve your readership. Any piece of writing is only as good as the people who read it and if you don’t look after your readers, they don’t look after you.

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Meaningless Metaphors

i just stumbled (literally) on a really cool site full of Meaningless Metaphors the authors description of his site is:

HIS IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT ABOUT COMMUNICATION. IT IS HUMAN NATURE TO LOOK AT SOMETHING AND TRY TO MAKE MEANING OUT OF IT. NO MATTER HOW MUCH MEANING YOU THINK THERE IS IN THESE PIECES, THERE REALLY ISN’T. IN FACT, I WORE ONE OF THESE IMAGES ON A T-SHIRT THE OTHER DAY AND COULD SEE PEOPLE LOOK AT MY SHIRT AND TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT. THE JOKE IS ON THEM BECAUSE…IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING.

Basically these images are put together to completely MESS with your mind! More so if you don’t know that they aren’t ment to have any meaning! I’m seriously considering putting a couple of these on shirts just so that I can check peoples reactions!

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The Mystery of the “Missing Tickets”

I’m sure most of you have noticed that there are empty seats at most of The World Cup games, the number of open seats can range from just a few (last night a Soccer City for the Brazil v Côte d’Ivoire game) to a whole lot of open seats (think and game at PE).

The reason behind all the open seats in Port Elizabeth is pretty obvious, PE is kak far away from any of the other major centers in South Africa and (lets not beat around the bush here) its a bit of a hole. I was actually chatting to a ticketing agent from MATCH the other day and they estimated that if they moved all the games up from PE just a week before kick-off they would have sold more tickets. But sadly there is nothing we can do about the except for heading off to PE to watch some games! (run people run!)

Now for the exciting stuff (did I say exciting? Sorry…) There are without a doubt open seats at many if not all of the games at all the big stadiums such as, Soccer City, Cape Town Stadium and Ellis Park, even the amazing Moses Mabhida Stadium (Durban Stadium) had a worrying amount of open seats. What you might be saying right now is: “So what? People didn’t want to goto the games, big deal they are expensive.” Now I want you to go tell that to all of the people who where unable to get tickets because the stadium was “Sold Out” or because their ticket application was denied.

So whats happening to the tickets you ask?

First let me explain  what I’ve been up to these holidays that has allowed me to figure a thing or two about FIFA and MATCH out…

I’m currently working for an English “Tour Operator” and as far as I can tell he knows EVERYONE that has anything even remotely to do with FIFA and The World Cup. My job is to drive him wherever and whenever as well as whatever odd jobs he needs done (fetching tickets, I haven’t stood in a single line, or picking up buss passes, the under sale of MATCH hospitality packages is a whole other story!). Being around him all this time means I spend a lot of time listening to his conversations with all the big wigs.

So back to the tickets…

Basically in December last year when the draw took place, the entire world was gripped by football/world cup fever and many tour operators (who pay a premium to have access to large amounts of tickets) snapped up a huge amount of tickets to whatever games they could, about half of all the tickets to the world cup are sold like this.

This normally would not have been a problem as they would have been able to sell all the tickets that they bought, but a combination of The Recession and “The Icelandic Volcano that no one actually knows the name of”, interest in the world cup, as well as any other international travel waned.

This left our dear tour operators with a bit of a problem, reselling of tickets is illegal (they are ment to “sell” the tickets as part of packages) but there was still a demand in South Africa for just about any tickets. This led to a mad rush to get rid of all their extra tickets, and because they could not go through their normal/legal channels, they couldn’t even get the cost price of the tickets.

So in a nutshell(after a lot of waffling, sorry again…) although they have done a great job at getting most of those tickets back on the market, there are inevitable some that could not be sold and thus we have the empty seats in what are essentially sold out stadiums.

So if you see a foreigner wallpapering the side of his hotel with match tickets, you know he was one of the few responsible for the empty seats.

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Formspring

I decided that I should get formspring, so without further adu, http://www.formspring.me/richardatuct

So if you’ve ever had any burning desire to ask me something, go absolutely WILD! (i especially encourage anonymous, kinky question)  #pretendididntsaythat.

On another completely unrelated note (and now for something completely different):

WordPress 3.0 just came out, I’ve done the upgrade and everything looks all SHINY! Can’t wait to see whats actually new!

Peace

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Bad bad blogger…

So I haven’t posted anything of substance in a rather long time, and I blame that mostly on exams and the fact that I left my name on the wall of Scrumpy Jack’s in Observatory. They decided to leave it there because I managed to drink 5 liters of beer. Next time I think 7 is the goal! Sadly i don’t have any pics from that, they probably would have been a huge help in trying to figure out how/when I got home that night!

But enough of me telling you how drunk I was… On to more exciting things!

Last week Tuesday I decided that I would not be able to fit any more boring Science stuff in my head, so I decided to head up Devils Peak with a couple(literally) of friends. I just have to say that the walk up is just amazing, it puts Table Mountain to shame and I would recommend that you go right away, but I dont want to encourage too many people to go up because the quiet is half of the charm!

Black Label should pay me for this one right?

One of the huge highlights  of the trip was the random meeting of Anna, a post-doc “Australian currently living in America” HIV researcher who caught up to us about a third of the way, asking “Is this the way up Table Mountain?” Of course in true South African Spirit we took her under our wing and it was awesome to have her along, chatting about Sciency stuff also helped me justify not studying…

Thats Anna looking all arty…

One of the coolest parts of the hike is that you can see the whole of Upper Campus from the top, its an interesting perspective to say the very least!

That trip was defiantly one of the better study breaks I have ever taken and I will be going back up there as soon as possible!

Have a look after the break for the rest of my photos…
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Financial Woes – Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

Have you ever wondered what would Steve Jobs & Bill Gates talk about if they weren’t trying to kill each other?(ok maybe its just me)

Here’s your answer:

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